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If there’s one retailer that could always rival Sharper Image for overpriced crapola, it’s SkyMall…that place with the catalogs that you flip through while you’re pretending not to be nervous about that sound coming from under your plane while you’re waiting to take off.

So get a load of this $20 constraption (yes, that was misspelled on purpose) that combines the arduous process of cutting THEN serving a slice of pizza into a much more manageable single operation. And keep in mind that this George Jetson-friendly tool is over a foot long. Let’s just hope Tim Burton doesn’t see this and decide to make Edward Pizzascissorhands.

SkyMall via Random Good Stuff via Gizmodo