Hot off the cover of Vanity Fair, where she appeared in what may be one of the most beautiful photographs of one of the most beautiful people EVar (better on the actual cover than online, I might add), Angelina Jolie has had her twins. At a hospital in France, Jolie gave birth to one boy and one girl as partner Brad Pitt looked on “enthusiastically” according to Jolie’s Dr., who expressed that he could tell that there was strong emotion coming from Mr. Jolie Pitt.

Well duh, if I had been there, there would have been strong emotion from me, too, and I don’t even really care about those kids.

Anyway, the media is reporting that they named the kids Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, but given the amount of god-like praise heaped upon these two Hollywood A-listers, I’m sorta surprised they didn’t name the kids Zan and Jayna. Surely these kids are the next evolutionary step in humankind, considering their lineage of celebrity hotness.

Also, “Knox Leon Vivienne Marcheline” is an anagram for “Never Invoke A Minx On Chenille” which, I’m pretty sure, is a Masonic code for “The kids have a space monkey named Gleek.” What more proof do you need?

Only time will tell what form of water-based heroisim “Knox” will take and what shape of an animal/creature “Vivienne” will assume to fight crime by their parents’ sides.