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A refrigerator with a dry-erase surface seems like one of those “no duh” kinds of products, so it’s no surprise that Amana came out with one. What is surprising, however, is that their gallery includes this picture of an Amazonian giant who has escaped said river society to lead a life of blissful solitude in suburbia (and with a sassy, pigtailed girl who wields an eraser like it’s Harry Potter’s magic wand. “Dryo, Eraso, Green Beano!”).

I’m 6′ tall and I can’t see the top of my fridge. Xena there could easily stick the entirety of her head in the microwave to lick it clean if she wanted to. Not that she’d want to. If you want to buy one of these for yourself so that you can compare your own meager height to that of the Amazon Princess, the SRP is about $650, so you should be able to find it for under $600.